Saturday, January 19, 2013
Thursday, October 25, 2012
Saturday, September 1, 2012
Or they just let the mucus hang like little “nose-cicles.”
After not that much hunting, it materialized in our junk drawer, with my full name and that of my 2nd grade teacher’s written on the bottom with ball-point ink. Evidently, my mother didn't see a reason to throw it out either. I'm thinking of hosting a “World’s Oldest Pink Eraser” contest because I think I can win with the one in my Dad’s old desk from 1945.
A pink eraser will outlast us all. Fossilized erasers will puzzle future archaeologists, who will scratch their heads and wonder why the odd-shaped vulcanized rubber, if a tool as they supposed, showed no sign of wear. "Is it a body part?" they'll theorize, "or maybe animal droppings?"
In the store recently and saw a 5-pack of pink erasers. You can imagine the rant I had upon this sighting. I see this as a blatent effort on the part of the manufacturer to unload inventory on frenzied, oblivious parents.
But they were an outstanding deal.
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Monday, May 21, 2012
Thank you. Thank you very much.
7. Stacey Hatton is “Nurse Mommy Laughs” clever Nurse-Mommy humor.